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hi, i'm catherine. i'm into music and acting.

  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner
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sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

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skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

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porkrub:

Is that Lana del ray

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Now accepting sugar daddy applications

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lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

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wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

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wolfluxury:

bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 3/5

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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“you have so much light the plants grow towards you.”

(via the-plants-have-spoken)

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grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

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